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Journal Entry: Tue Oct 5, 2010, 12:26 AM
Sean and Diffy. the paperback by photonig


'Sean and Diffy. The Chronicles' Get your 'A5' paperback copy, or download at Lulu.com by clicking the link below. Sean and Diffy stories contain very strong language.

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'Sean and Diffy. The Chronicles' Get your 'Pocketbook' copy or download at Lulu.com by clicking the link below. Sean and Diffy stories contain very strong language.

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Thanks a lot to the people who have bought so far. 10 books and 3 downloads! World Domination!


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Me n the lovely Lynn :heart: are away for a few days from tomorrow, so have a nice week, you lot! :hug:

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My wife asked me to put the car in the driveway for her.
Admittedly, it is a bit of a tight fit.
After I'd done it, she asked me, "How did you do that?"
I explained that there's a small mark on the wall and when that lines up with the left hand wing mirror I pull the steering wheel slightly to the right and it fits in fine.
"No," she said, "How did you make it go backwards?"

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My girlfriend and I ended up having the mother of all breakups last night, the underlying message being that my "sense of direction was causing huge problems in the relationship".

Eventually, tired and frustrated, I stood up, packed my things and right.

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I just saw an advert for the new film: 'The Hole - Now in 3D!'

Well, surely it has to be in 3D otherwise it's just a circle.

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I've just been given a six months suspension from football.

I caught an opponent with a tackle which actually broke both his legs. I'll admit the tackle was a bit late.

He was getting into his car at the time.

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I'm not saying my wife is fat.

But if I had to pick five of the fattest people I could think of, she would be three of them.

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Guardian article: What turns a middle-class public schoolgirl into a £1,200-a-night escort?

My guess? £1,200 a night.

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My girlfriend says that I've got the body of a bloke half my age.


Which would be a nice compliment if I wasn't 22.

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:iconkjsummerfield:
KJSummerfield Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2015
Missing you mate.. Popped by to see if you were about :)
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2015
I miss you Nigel. Whoever is keeping you off here.... I hope she's worth it :lol:
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VeryBadGirl Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014
Where and how are you Nigel? Let us know something about you from time to time! 
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pearwood Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Hey, you, Nigel!

Drop by and say hello some time.

Blessings,
Steve
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nummerni Featured By Owner May 11, 2014
long time no see, my friend

take care of yourself, my friend
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