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Thanks a lot to the people who have bought so far. 10 books and 3 downloads! World Domination!


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Me n the lovely Lynn are away for a few days from tomorrow, so have a nice week, you lot!

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My wife asked me to put the car in the driveway for her.
Admittedly, it is a bit of a tight fit.
After I'd done it, she asked me, "How did you do that?"
I explained that there's a small mark on the wall and when that lines up with the left hand wing mirror I pull the steering wheel slightly to the right and it fits in fine.
"No," she said, "How did you make it go backwards?"

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My girlfriend and I ended up having the mother of all breakups last night, the underlying message being that my "sense of direction was causing huge problems in the relationship".

Eventually, tired and frustrated, I stood up, packed my things and right.

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I just saw an advert for the new film: 'The Hole - Now in 3D!'

Well, surely it has to be in 3D otherwise it's just a circle.

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I've just been given a six months suspension from football.

I caught an opponent with a tackle which actually broke both his legs. I'll admit the tackle was a bit late.

He was getting into his car at the time.

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I'm not saying my wife is fat.

But if I had to pick five of the fattest people I could think of, she would be three of them.

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Guardian article: What turns a middle-class public schoolgirl into a £1,200-a-night escort?

My guess? £1,200 a night.

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My girlfriend says that I've got the body of a bloke half my age.


Which would be a nice compliment if I wasn't 22.

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