BE A MAN!! JAB ME IN THE HEART!!So there I am, lying on my back covered in sticky things that I know are going to play merry hell with my hairy chest, and this bugger in greeen hangs his pug ugly mug over mine and says.
"You are having a huge heart attack and we need to inject you with magic juice."
"Stop yammering and get on with it, then, you NHS nonce!" replies I with aplomb.
"One problem." says he with a wicked glint in his one good eye. "Your blood pressure is so high you could well have a huge stroke."
Now, me being of the carnal bent, I've never refused a huge stroke, or any stroke for that matter, so I retorts. "Go for it, Doc.....be a man."
So he is promptly a man and I am here to tell the tale.
Thanks, Doc. Your East European, correspondance course in doctoring has earned its corn.
I didn't get a stroke, but a nice nurse with hairy eyebrows gave me a perfectly serviceable slap round the head, which I was grateful for.
I never did get my bypass, but they are doing a quadrupal in July and probably another in a couple of years cos my ticker is completely fecked! Not to worry. Could be worse. I could be American !!!!!
See.....I can say things like that now, and you can't shout at me, cos I've had a heart attack and it would be cruel!
TO BE CONTINUED (THE 3HR ANGIOGRAM!) OH! HOW WE LAUGHED!
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Wow!
- hope ya had a good one 
Happy birthday Mr. 
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l'audace, l'audace, toujours l'audace!
Good luck for the quadruple. Stay off saturated fat
cheers
Robyn
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I hope you'll recover 110% soon, but to be honest, I'm a bit scared about what we're gonna have to read then
Cheers, a lemonade for you I guess, or just water, Jack will be gone for a while
Greetzz, and take care !
Wim
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I'm fine while Im protected by female hormones - but once they disappear I need to watch it carefully
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I had some silly moments in hospital (they seem to follow me round.) and will be regailing you with them soon. I'm a great believer in seeing the funny side of everything that life throws at me. It's the only way.
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