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Me n the lovely Lynn :heart: are away for a few days from tomorrow, so have a nice week, you lot! :hug:
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My wife asked me to put the car in the driveway for her.
Admittedly, it is a bit of a tight fit.
After I'd done it, she asked me, "How did you do that?"
I explained that there's a small mark on the wall and when that lines up with the left hand wing mirror I pull the steering wheel slightly to the right and it fits in fine.
"No," she said, "How did you make it go backwards?"
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My girlfrien
Offensive. And why not!
NOW FOR SOME OFFENSIVE FUNNIES
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Thank fuck Facebook is back up.
I've had to phone 247 of my friends to tell them 'I hate work, I'm having a glass of wine and going to bed, lol'. It's taken me all night!
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I'm as thick as shit and as ugly as sin, i've left a failed marriage behind me, is buried in crippling debt, ever
Published
Hi kids.
Sorry I have been away so long with only the briefest of visits.
Let me te ya bout it!
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It's like this
As many of you will know, I have now taken on a part time position at the marina where I live, which has effectively given me a six day week. On top of this I have got my volunteering, which you know is important to me.......... and on top of that.......... I have now got a new interest in my life: one that has made me a very happy man, but one that lives a little way from me, and means that my one day off is taken u
Trivia
Evening, all. How is everyone this fine Thursday in the year of our Lord 2010?
Just been watching the news:
Scientists in Japan have conducted an experiment with mice and have discovered that by removing a certain gene from a female mouse it is no longer interested in sexual activity with male mice. In fact the female mice affected then try to have sex with other female mice.
The claim is that the removal of the gene gives the female mice male tendencies.
I think the word they are looking for is lesbian.
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