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NOW FOR SOME OFFENSIVE FUNNIES
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Thank fuck Facebook is back up.
I've had to phone 247 of my friends to tell them 'I hate work, I'm having a glass of wine and going to bed, lol'. It's taken me all night!
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I'm as thick as shit and as ugly as sin, i've left a failed marriage behind me, is buried in crippling debt, ever
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Hi kids.
Sorry I have been away so long with only the briefest of visits.
Let me te ya bout it!
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It's like this
As many of you will know, I have now taken on a part time position at the marina where I live, which has effectively given me a six day week. On top of this I have got my volunteering, which you know is important to me.......... and on top of that.......... I have now got a new interest in my life: one that has made me a very happy man, but one that lives a little way from me, and means that my one day off is taken u
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Evening, all. How is everyone this fine Thursday in the year of our Lord 2010?
Just been watching the news:
Scientists in Japan have conducted an experiment with mice and have discovered that by removing a certain gene from a female mouse it is no longer interested in sexual activity with male mice. In fact the female mice affected then try to have sex with other female mice.
The claim is that the removal of the gene gives the female mice male tendencies.
I think the word they are looking for is lesbian.
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Nothing to Say..... Just Jokes!
I'm going to take a picture of my firstborn and use age progression software to figure out what he'll look like when he's 16.
Then I'm going to frame the picture and keep it as a centerpiece in our house,
something he'll grow up looking at.
Then when the appropriate time comes,
he will realize that the picture is actually of him,
Then I am going to try and convince him that he is a time traveller.
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My girlfriend walked out on me on Saturday morning, and the bottom fell out of my world.
I went out on Saturday night, to console myself with a Vindaloo and twenty pints of lager.
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"Sean and Diffy. The Chronicles (A5 Format) - This product is not available for purchase. " I just wanted to check it out, maybe this is the answer one gets if he/she is not 100% determined to buy... Anyway, I'm glad to hear from you. Many people seem to drift away from DA these days, myself included.
Take care, have fun!
Take care, have fun!